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- Share The World

Alas, I am noit at my own computer. Therefore, it would be mighty difficult to really make a cool update. 'Well, where the fudge are you?', you ask? Well I'm here. 'Where is here?', you ask? I'm on vacation. 'Why the hell are you so vague?', is prolly what you're saying? Cuz I feel like it. Eat me, beeeyotch. I'm in "Manistique, Michigan" --a quiet little town in the UP. Come visit me, IF YOU DARE! **scary horror music**

What smells like lobster?

Well, in commemoration of my massive sunburn, I decided to make this entire entry RED. Seriously dude. It's nuts. Here, I can kinda sum up what I feel like like this.

Step 1.) Take a dump somewhere where it can be easily picked up. This turd will be used to represent me.

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Step 2.) Take the turd and place it inside a plastic bag.

Step 3.) Find a meat tenderizer. It's basically a metal hammer with spikes on the end.

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Step 4.) Beat the turd into oblivion.

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Step 5.) Find a lighter or a pack of matches, and set the turd on fire.

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Step 6.) Pour gasoline on the flaming feces.

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Step 7.) Spit on the turd until the fire is estinquished.

Step 8.) Repeat steps 1-7 three more times.

Finsihed product = my skin.

DISCLAIMER: Ryan is not to be held respoinsible for any injuries that may have been suffered while performing this example. Ryan is also exempt from prosecution if someone fails to thoroughly wash off the meat tenderizer post beating the turd, and thus comes down with E. Coli or any other disease, virus, or bacterial infection.

haha. Ok, so MAYBE i went a little overboard with all that. But really, it's hell to shower. Somebody mail me some lotion damn it!

On a cooler note, I have been able to go junkyard roaming while I've been down here (hense the sunburn). We've found all sorts of cool crap. Mainly a 427 engine in this one passanger bus dealy. It runs, and Paul (the junkyard man) says we can have it for 600 --which isn't bad at all. I needta check the numbers on it and such, but if everything rules I'm prolly gonna haveta snag that shit for my camaro. I was pretty deadset on a 454 engine for it, but mainly cuz I didn't think I'd be able to find a 427. You've prolly seen them in older corvettes and Shelby cobras, their a really torquey big block engine. Supposedly it's basically the same preformance wise as a 454, minus a few c.i.'s. It's a 7.0ltr engine, which is less impressive than the 454's 7.4.... but whatever. I'm pretty sure it'll manage, and we also won't have any clearance issues, prolly. Alla yall are prolly wondering why I'm talking about this... cuz the majority of people who read this are girls, but I figured I'd write this so alla my guiy friends can know of the awesomeness....

Ok... this is reeeeeally getting annoying cuz I have tons of little girls all around me (my cousins) and I really feel like I'm being watched. Tasha smells. That last sentance was for my cousin who is reading what I write. **giggles**. This is the first EVER entry where I didn't cuss. Unless you count damn. And if you do, you sir/ma'am are a lame-o.

Obviously I have bigger fish to fry than returning eprops while I'm on vacation, therefore I'll get back to you all when I return to Illinois. I'll add pictures late tonight when I have some flippin privacy. Ciao. --Ryan

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- Left Behind

WhAt IT iS riGHt NoW?!

Yes. That WAS me as Busta Rhymes. Pretty good impression, huh? So seriously, how is everyone? I myself just completed some English homework for "college." To be honest, i really don't wanna be writing this entry right now. But I'm almost 100% positive that if I don't do it now, that i won't do it until like... next Monday. And I'm sure you ALLLLLL wouldn't want that now. I mean, who could live without this.

**crickets chirp**

I finally went out and got some guitar picks today. Whoda thunk that you can get five of them puppies for a dollar? I sure as hell, wouldn't. But alas, I did, and alas... my novice fingers are no longer sore. HIZZAH! I'm, like, overly excited to get started with my lessons. It's almost to the point where I really don't wanna go on my vacation cuz I wanna be able to start sooner. I've even went as far as too download some "How to" DVD's so I could have the basics and logistics down before my first appt. If only this overachiever attitude was applied to my schoolwork, cuz I'd prolly have like an A+ x infinite gradepoint average right now...

3 words. Go to Kohl's. Errr, maybe that's 2 words? Does "Kohl's" actually count as a word? Whatever. Regardless, get off ur lazy ass n go. I've finally come to the point in my life where I don't require Abercrombie jeans to be satisfied anymore. For I, Ryan Miller, have matured to the point where monetary values are little more than... um... i unno. I guess I was expecting to improvise something intellegent by the end of that sentance, but I failed miserably, obviously. But what I'm trying to say is you can buy SIMILAR jeans at Kohl's for a fraction of the price. But the jeans arn't even the best part. They had a 1979 z-28 Camaro t-shirt? Are you KIDDING me? it was nuts?! My Camaro on a t-shirt. I like, pissed myself with happiness! I mean, i see vintage Trans Am shirts everywhere cuz everybody and their mother loves them old trans am's with the birds on the hoods. But like... Camaro's are kinda neglected when it comes to populatiry. More overshadowed really, by the Trans Ams, that is. I also picked up like 4 vinatge heathered (50/50 blend shirts rule!) classic rock band t-shirts! their so soft and strechy and awesome. I got Floyd, the Stones, and 2 AC/DC ones. They were the only 4 bands they had... but I'm cool with it. They even had Lynyrd skynyrd shirts! Long story short... or... long story long... go to a Kohl's if you have one around. I make no promises, but you prolly won't regret it.

Go play sand volleyball, too while you're at it. Cuz it rules just as much.

Lastly, I just wanna address like my number #1 pet peve ever in the history of the creation of mankind. Listen guys... as you all know this is my Xanga. I use it to chronical parts of my life, or the current viewpoints at the time. Do I enjoy comments? heck yes, who doesn't? Some sort of robot without the capacity for friendship, perhaps --but not me. I love them. But do I really care about how many I get? No. Not really. After all... this is the online community. I have bigger fish to fry in the "real world". Therefore, if you're commenting me soley based on the fact that you want me to comment you back... you can seriously go fuck yourself. Pardon my French. I always try to get back to everyone. in fact, I do a mighty fine job. As the majority of you seem to understand, I get back to everyone on Friday's or saturdays. Later, potentially, if my schedule is booked pretty solid. Therefore (here comes my pet peve), it really fucking pisses me off when people bitch and moan about me not "getting back to them" or "hitting them back" or "commenting back". If you're that desperate for human contact, go join MySpace... don't waste you're energy commenting on my site cuz it just makes me LOATHE you with every ounce of my being.

I'm going to know who didn't read that part of my post when I get to the comments from this post next Friday. And those of you who arn't being cute and saying it mockingly or sarcastically, I am going to flame. or for you non-dorks, "bitch out". So please... I try my best to get back to you all. Don't give me shit about my promtness. thank you.

  
  

A wise man once said that "The avatars one chooses often reflects his/her character."

Actually, I lied. No one ever said that. But they should have.

Now I'm leaving. But not after reminding you all that there may be a flame awaiting you if I realize you completely ignored the part of this entry in regards to commenting. Have a good one kiddies.

Oh wait, I wanted to say that MELINDA from this season's "Real World" is a total fox (although the picture to the right really does not do her justice. ick). Why calling someone a fox is a good thing is besides me. But she is really hot regardless. oh, and I'm gonna start working on a mini playlist that contains ONLY southern rock and a select few other songs. I still have the code for the 200song playlist I usedta have... but this is my page, and I'm gonna mke you listen to whatever I feel like making you listen to. MWAAAH HA HA HA! NOOOOW I'm done. Sorry about the inconvienience...

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I need a job.

(^cept maybe my job will actually BE funny? heh.)

Seriously. This is starting to blow. I mean, the not having money and such. Cuz here I am, unable to do anything eventful cuz I am a chump ass bitch. Although this is partially my fault seeing as tho I just dropped a wad of dough on a new guitar. Check it:

It was moderatly priced. To be honest, it was a moderatley priced one on closeout. haha. It was $170 marked down to $150. Which still isn't very much, really. It was made in Florida though... so it isn't necessarily a shoddy foriegn POS. Which is a plus. Anywho, I'm pretty stoked that I'm finally gonna give it a go... cuz I have wanted to for about 4 years now but I was always preoccupied with sports and work back in high school. I start lessons in a couple weeks after I get back from my vacation.

Yes, vacation. To the upper penynsula (sp) of Michigan. So all you UP'ers needsta 'holla at yo boy' if you see me up there. UP Michiganers have funny accents. I actually kinda have some of one myself cuz my mom rubbed off on me. That bitch.

Now I'm gonna go head over to a bonfire at my friends house. He's having a balls to the wall party next weekend which should be a blast. I'm looking forward to helping with the bouncing festivities when there is a need to remove some douchebags. haha. Talk to ya'll Friday.

Oh, and I decided just to prop back alla you people that propped me even when i didn't get back to you. Cuz you, mi amigos, are the ones that exude dedication... which is why you are all my internet homies. Fo rizzle. --Ryan

FUNNY CONVO I JUST HAD:

meghan: i was just cleaning my room and found your niga turtle valentine
me: niga turtle?
meghan: yeah
me: haha
meghan: oh
me: hahaha
meghan: lol
meghan: ninga lol
me: i believe they prefer to be called "african american turtles"

I hope someone else enjoys this as much as we did. haha. She means "ninja turtle." haha. ooooooh man, good times.

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- Saturday Night Special

1.) The taste of Chicago for food and fireworks. Sooo many people. Rude ones at that. Grade: C-
2.) Ty Warner Park for firworks on 4th. Got there at 10:30a.m., stayed until the fireworks at 9:30pm. Rained almost the entire day, of course. But I'm a trooper. Grade: C-
3.) Amigos. Hangin around with all sortsa cool cats. Making fun of poser goths at River Walk. Meeting new people. Grade: A
4.) Skewl. Ie lern gud. Grade: D-
5.) Escape from Earth concert. If they really wanted to rock they'd rule. Hot chicks tho. Still, Grade: B-

Oh, I filled out onea these, too:

Atheletic. I try to stay in shape.
Bad girls are sex.
Cynical. Your hair ISN'T thin, you're just going bald.
Direct TV is my best friend.
Emo music/people BLOW. All music has "emotion", you fuckbag.
Fight Club. Unfortunatley, the first rule states that I can't talk about it.
Green Ranger. The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers are my heros.
Honesty is the most important quality in a person, in my opinion.
Illinois is ok, but I'd much rather live in Texas.
Jesus is my homeboy. I'm a wannabe religious person.
Keira Knightly is quite possibly the most beautiful thing in existance.
Lithuanian makes up the biggest portion of my blood. Yet, I am not tall, naturally blonde, nor are my eyes blue? :(
Michael is my middle name. I've never understood by the "a" comes before the "e"?
Naps. Go away, I'm sleeping.
Onion blossoms, although not the healthiest of foods, are fucking GREAT.
Pessimistic as hell. The cup is half empty, you shitheads. 50% is a failing grade.
Quzar rules! Hooray for lazer tag!
Ryan's the name --don't wear it out.
Skynyrd is my FAVORITE band. Gimme back my bullets, you fool.
Tae Kwon Do --I'm a blackbelt!
Unique. I like to live outside the box.
Vivacious, I am.
White Chocolate Mocha Starbuck's coffee is the elixer of the gods.
Xanax makes me feel pretty groovy.
Yern for a high-paying career post-college (psychiatry).
Zenith awaits me. I'm a good person.

Now you know some more about me, you should fill one out yourself so I can know more about you and such.

Innappropriate, maybe. But hilareous nonetheless. Silly abortion snowwoman...

Dude, they use cardboard fuzz to scare speeders? If i ever saw onea these, I guaruntee i'd have it stolen within seconds... lol.

If you don't get this, you suck. Look CLOSELY.

I'll prop everyone back in my next spare memento. Prolly sometime tomarrow b4 4pm cuz the local food fest is starting up which will span the entire weekend. It's 3 blocks from mi casa, so i love it. SNOW CONES 4 EVA! Later. --Ryan